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asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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bewwbs:

I hope my future boyfriend is ready to be kinky with me. Like I wanna be able to wear a dress in public with no undies on and tease the fuck out of him and then when we get home I just lift it up and sit on his face

roxxannene:

we did everything right, now I’m on the outside